"PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
My kids are sick of hearing me say this...
...But I don't get it. In my day, pants were designed to make my ass look great. And they did! What could be attractive or comfortable about the way kids wear their pants now? How did this even get started?
Was there all of a sudden a belt shortage somewhere?
In the new world,
wearing your pants in this fashion will fall under a public decency act and there will be consequences and repercussions for offenders.
Cause' we aint tryin' to see dat'.
On the other hand, the New World is about acceptance and being receptive to change. So maybe there will be exceptions.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!