Saturday, 11 April 2015

Rule #271: Can I be honest?

NO! I want you to bullshit me!
 I would not lobby to abolish this saying, I mean we have a "freedom of speech" thing going on that I would like to carry over to the new world. However, when someone says "Can I be honest?" Does that mean they've been lying to me every other conversation we've ever had that didn't preface with that disclaimer?

In the new world, say whatever you want. But if you say to me "can I be honest?" I am going to point at you and yell "HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THE BIG FAT LIAR!”

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