Thursday, 29 January 2015

Rule #343: Droopy pants

"PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
My kids are sick of hearing me say this...



...But I don't get it. In my day, pants were designed to make my ass look great. And they did! What could be attractive or comfortable about the way kids wear their pants now? How did this even get started?






Was there all of a sudden a belt shortage somewhere?



In the new world,
wearing your pants in this fashion will fall under a public decency act and there will be consequences and repercussions for offenders.
Cause' we aint tryin' to see dat'.




On the other hand, the New World is about acceptance and being receptive to change. So maybe there will be exceptions.

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

4 comments:

  1. I couldn't agree more! Society should be mocking these individuals openly in public in hopes that they understand how stupid they look!

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  2. I forgot to mention that they get one chance. You can yell at them in the street "PULL YOUR PANTS UP"
    If they don't listen, they get charged.

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  3. Droopy pants originated in prisons as a way of telling fellow inmates that they were available for sex.

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    1. Nice. Now when I see that on the street, I know they are open for business. Thanks.

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