Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Rule #345: Propoganda


Recent news article: CHICKEN WING SHORTAGE!

Let's see... 2 weeks before super bowl and all of a sudden there's a chicken wing shortage. WOW! What a coincidence! It's like all the chickens decided to practice safe sex 9 months ago.



In the new world, any company, organization or industry that releases propaganda to increase profits (oil companies! you listening?) will be given a warning and fine. Second offence... license to operate is revoked!
Because without chicken wings, what other reason would we have to go out and watch the game?

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

3 comments:

  1. That's what I'm having for the SuperBowl....I don't care what the cost! I agree about the porpoganda of it all. Anything the mass media can get their hands on at the worst possible time. Just hope there isn't a beer shortage!

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  2. That's right dude. A couple of oat sodas.

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  3. I say we stick it to the man and eat duck wings instead.

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