Sunday, 8 March 2015

Rule #305: "It's Friday"


I'm talking about the people who reply with "It's Friday" when asked "How are you?" on a Friday morning.
 
When I say good morning to someone, or ask how you're doing, I'm not looking for a vocal calendar. If it's Friday, I probably already know that. If, when I went to bed last night, it was Thursday... 
Ipso Facto...  It's Friday!



This same phenomenon seems to infect people on Mondays and Wednesdays as well. Somehow, Tuesday and Thursday seemed to dodge that bullet. For now.



Dr. Phillip Buttersworth III... The rule enforcer


In the new world, no one will work on Fridays so everyone will be in a better mood, but when asked how you're doing, if your reply is "It's Friday", well, you have to deal with
Dr. Phillip Buttersworth III.


AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

5 comments:

  1. How you doing?- Its Friday...
    Doesn't seem to flow, does it?
    Where is the restroom?- Aunt Penny's little dog...
    And what does Friday have that Thursday doesn't, anyway? If I were Tuesday or Thursday, I'd fill a sock full of batteries and knock Friday the f' out!

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    1. Well said!!! (I wish I could write like that)

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  2. This bothers me as well.....Just answer the fucking question properly! I remember the people who say these canned responses and try to avoid asking them again on a Monday, Friday, or a "pretty good for a Wednesday". Why not be an original and answer the question correctly.

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  3. I can't get past the rule enforcer. I didn't want to, but I clicked the picture to make it bigger. Then again, I didn't want to but I stared at it. Where do these people come from!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Don't feel bad. You fell into the same trap we all do. It's like a car accident. You don't want to stare, but....

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