I'm talking about the people who reply with "It's Friday" when asked "How are you?" on a Friday morning.
When I say good morning to someone, or ask how you're doing, I'm not looking for a vocal calendar. If it's Friday, I probably already know that. If, when I went to bed last night, it was Thursday...Ipso Facto... It's Friday!
This same phenomenon seems to infect people on Mondays and Wednesdays as well. Somehow, Tuesday and Thursday seemed to dodge that bullet. For now.
In the new world, no one will work on Fridays so everyone will be in a better mood, but when asked how you're doing, if your reply is "It's Friday", well, you have to deal with
Dr. Phillip Buttersworth III.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!