Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Rule #254: Teen pregnancy


Teenage pregnancy is pregnancy in a female under the age of 20 when the pregnancy ends.
Hmmmm..... what can I say about this? Not much I guess, except...Oh yeah, just that I have a guaranteed solution. No big deal.


Is that 7 proud new mommies? Oh joy!

The solution is called rule #1. And It shall be revealed on January 7, 2014. And it will definitely solve this one.


Until then, we're going to have to crank up the education on birth control. I know, we teach this in school now, but apparently there is still some work to do.
FYI, a pregnancy can take place before the first 
 period (I'm not talking about coaches corner) which, in healthy, well-nourished girls normally takes place around the ages 12 or 13
What can you do? Horny teenagers + free time = ...well, if you know how to read, you know the sum of that equation (wink wink, nudge nudge). I remember when I was a teenager. Ooooo boy let me tell you. There was this time.... Ahhh never mind.


In the new world, problems like this will be controlled by rule #1.

Until then,

KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR KIDS!

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

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