Monday, 20 April 2015

Rule #262: Dog poop

It's just gross. What are we going to do about this? I think my beef with this is that I really like dogs, but I cannot stand dog shit. Therefore, I am in a pickle. There must be a solution. We should be able to create a dog food that disintegrates in the dogs digestive system. Food goes in, nothing comes out. If that were the case, I'd probably own a dog. But it would have to be one that didn't bark. Or shed. Or stink. Or slobber. Man, we're going to have some busy dog scientists in the NEW WORLD. GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THE DOG TECHNOLOGY IMMEDIATELY!

In the new world, 15% of space exploration scientists will be reassigned to the new dog technology.

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

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