Thursday, 16 April 2015

Rule #266: Global anthem

Check it out!! 100 rules laid down and the new world is looking good! We've solved the prostitution issue. We're working on abortion (we're only 265 rules away from solving that one). I want you all to know how proud I am of you. You kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you're in a vicious cock fight!

In honor of our accomplishments, I think it's time we designated a global anthem to commemorate the construction of the new world! The traditional O Canada and Star Spangled Banner will remain in tact, but there needs to be a global anthem that will supersede all others. This anthem must emulate and represent our rise from the ashes of the old world and into our glorious new land. I have sat upon a mountain top and witnessed many sun ups and many sun downs in order to achieve complete oneness with the land to allow me to make this all important decision.
After careful consideration, (and a couple of beers) I submit the following:

In the new world, our global anthem will be "CITY HALL" by TENACIOUS D!


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