Wednesday, 6 May 2015

Rule #246: Peripheral vision

I normally don't like to brag, but I think everyone should know that I have the most amazing peripheral vision imaginable. There must be some kind of competition somewhere. I mean, I can drive straight through an intersection without turning my head. I don't even have to turn my eyes. I get in a lot of accidents, but I can definitely do it.

In the new world, we will test for amazing peripheral vision. If you pass, you get a sticker on your car that indicates you are not required to stop at 4 way stop intersections.


Blowing your mind?

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

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Agree? Disagree? Lay it on me!