Take, for example the recent verbal flub from miss Utah in the miss USA pageant. I'd repeat what she said, but I have no idea what it was. Not because she was blathering senselessly, but because I was focused directly where a mans attention should be during a miss USA contest. Squarely on her tits. The only reason I know she wasn't making any sense is because it was in the news. I'm not making fun of her. I won't do that to people unless they ask for it. I'm sure she is a wonderful young lady. My point is, who cares if she can't speak publicly. She aint runnin' fer office. If I was the judge, when she was finished blathering, I'd have said... Fukit, give her the crown.
I wonder if this is what Phineas Taylor Barnum envisioned when he staged the first American beauty pageant in 1854.