When you're eating something that's really tasty, you want to share. That's human nature. It's like when you see something cool or interesting you can't wait to tell someone about it. However, when I hear a cool song on the radio I don't smash your ear into the speaker. So why, when eating something delicious, do you need to push it in my face to see if I want to try it? If you speak English, I will understand if you ask me if I would like to try some of your tasty treat. We don't need to gesture like neanderthals. I guess if I want to know if you want to go to the store with me, I should grab you by the hair, drag you outside, throw you in the car and stare at you with shrugged shoulders to see if you want to go with me.
In the new world, if you stick food in my face to see if I want some, Dr. Phillip Buttersworth III will jump in the way and lick your delicious treat.
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