searching his crotch he starts with the orders. "Edna, where's the clicker box?"... "How do I know, you had it last"... "I thought I put it right there"... "Steven, did you move it?"... "Sure dad, I must have grabbed it when I was scratching your balls" actually at this point I'm in the kitchen finishing the dishes and geico is done and we're on to some feminine hygiene product ... "Oh, here it is"... then he pushes the wrong button and actually turns it up... "Turn it down! Geezus Gord!"... "I'm trying to, mate, there's more Goddamn buttons on this than.... than.... than... Oh there's the mute button...(clears throat) Edna, how bout' a cup of tea?
Then the commercials are over and the whole process repeats itself in reverse and we're 5 mins into the show before the all elusive mute button can be deactivated again. I think the CRTC addressed this and passed some legislation. But I have yet to see a difference.
In the new world, T.V. commercials will be broadcast at the same (or lower) level as Happy Days or Three's company or whatever you kids watch these days.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!