It's time to get back on track. We have to start with our children. Because there's no way I'm going to buy a whole new wardrobe. But our Kids... Oh yeah, they gotta get it right. Actually, I have a great idea. Every school should have a day each week where the kids wear their shirts inside out. They'd get a kick out of it and perhaps this would be a good start to fixing this issue of turning our kids turning into walking billboards.
In the new world, if a company puts a logo on my clothes, they will pay an advertising royalty whenever I wear it.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!