The next time you find yourself in a theater watching a boring chick flick, here's some tips to get you through it:
- Stock up on snacks
- Try to spot flaws in the film (if it's a chick flick, you'll find plenty)
- Look for product placement
- See how long you can hold your breath
- Plug your ears and insert your own dialogue
- And of course, make sure you order a big double of your favorite poison from the theater bar *double caucasian Gary!