Saturday, 26 September 2015

Rule #103: Airport bombs

 Ok. The rule on this one is pretty simple... No airport bombs. But I'd like to address specifically how airport security handles making sure no bombs make it on the plane. Have you ever been through airport security? Have you ever tried to walk through with a bottle of water? Well forget it! That crackerjack team of security professionals will have none of your bomb delivery shenanigans. Now take a second and think about how security handled that IED. It was confiscated, and a SWAT team was called in to secure it in a bomb diffusing device, right? No?



 Oh that's
right. Now I remember. It goes a little more like this. "Sir you'll have to put your water bomb in this garbage can here beside me before boarding the plane"

These are the bravest souls on earth. Checking travelers knapsacks with a garbage can full of bombs beside them. GOD BLESS YOU, water bomb collectors... God bless you.



In the new world, stupid air travel rules will not exist.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

2 comments:

  1. In the new world, rule #287 should take care of the water bomb problem

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    1. I had to go back and look. Nicely done!

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