Sunday, 20 September 2015

Rule #109: You say TomAto, I say TomAHto

Don't be stupid. It's tomAto! Unless you're a proper English gentleman. Which you ain''t. And I doubt anyone who ever reads this will be. It's tomAto. And after the creation of The New World allows us to put a fork in that two headed whore mother called.. "Bilingualism" our new unilingualism will dictate the pronunciation to be... tomAto.

In the new world, In the new world, anyone caught saying tomAHto, will find themselves on the business end of a flying cheetah donkey smash.
delivered by  
Dr. Phillip Buttersworth III

Dr. Phillip Buttersworth III
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

2 comments:

  1. It's a 2-ma-toe, said in the most English of voices, ha ha ha. Now, I'm looking forward to that 'flying donkey smash' :)

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    1. Careful. You don't want nothin' to do with that. He'll getcha'.

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