Tuesday, 15 September 2015

Rule #114: Bubble baths

Men are doing all kinds of gay shit. Wearing pink, getting pedicures, shopping. What's next, Painting our nails?.. Pffft..Whatever dude. I mean unless your smokin' hot trophy girlfriend is painting your toenails while you enjoy a cold dos equis XX... (not that I've ever done that).
So given all this recent information, why should I feel uncomfortable informing my friends that I will be along in a bit because I'm just finishing up my bubble bath. This happened to me 2 nights ago, on my birthday. Buck calls me to see if I'm ready to go to the bar. I inform him that I'll be along shortly. As soon as I'm done my bubble bath. Now Buck, being the non judgmental fellow he is, did not judge, but I'm thinking "this is info I should keep to myself". But why? Should I be embarrassed? I'm thinking it would be more embarrassing to NOT have bubbles in your bath. I mean, at least the bubbles (as feminine as they smell) cover areas of your body that you may want covered should it become necessary (if they're strategically placed). Why should I be denied a filled bathtub with a layer of surfactant foam on the surface just because it's deemed unmanly? Well It's time to take it back. If we ever owned it. It's not like we're royalty.


In the new world, bubble baths for men will not be frowned upon.

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

12 comments:

  1. hahaha you really did write a post on bubble baths.
    Yup, you're a tough guy alright!

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    1. That's right. You don't wanna mess with me if I haven't had my bubble bath.

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  2. Use Mr.. Bubble ... that should stop the wagging tongues!

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    1. I am currently using a cocktail of "Cars" brand and some pink stuff my daughter left behind after she moved out. Seems to do the trick.

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  3. Been doing bubble baths for years. As long as I have a cold beer with me.

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  4. I thought Spidey said it right, until you got me in that Figure 4 after dinner Friday!! Thanks for bathing bro'...Lol

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    1. Whatever dude! It's that penthouse mentality.

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  5. your feet are on the counter

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  6. OMG. Gotta say I'be never heard of a guy taking a bubble bath. I'm confident you'll be starting a trend now.

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