Remember how your mom used to lick a cloth, tissue or even worse, her finger and use it rub dirt or food off your face. Well that's gross, man. I think somehow I avoided this. Either it never happened, I blocked it out or I just lived my childhood with a dirty face. If it's option 1, thanks ma. As for everyone else who has suffered at the end of a spit covered finger, I got this.
In the new world, spit washing will be considered child abuse.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!