Thursday, 10 September 2015

Rule #119: Suicide bombers

In the new world, there will be no bombers. Suicide or other. Rule #1 will see to that. For now we're going to have to tighten the rules on bombs. When people go to the bomb store, they should be required to sign a waiver promising to use the bomb for peaceful purposes only, like blowing up mosquitoes instead of blowing up people. I realize what this would do to the the radical islamic unemployment rate, but hey, waddya gonna do? They could always deliver pizzas. I mean it's not as rewarding as blowing yourself to smithereens for an eternal life with 72 virgins, but the tips are decent. Who needs 72 virgins anyway? Can you imagine how much space you'd need for 72 chicks worth of shoes? Forget about it. Even if they were sandals that would be a lot o' real estate.

In the new world, everyone and anyone convicted of a suicide bombing will be executed.


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