Wednesday, 9 September 2015

Rule #120: Mosquitoes

 What's up with mosquitoes? Nasty, annoying little bastards. I don't
know if God was being a dick or he just fucked up when he invented mosquitoes. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he simply shit the bed on this one. It's hard to tell what he was thinking. Perhaps he was thinking we needed something to transfer blood from one place to another. Kinda like an ambulance. But he stayed up too late working on it and maybe had a couple of glasses of wine and the next thing you know... mosquitoes! You'd think Noah would have spotted them on the arc and swatted the buggers.

 Apparently there are very few mosquitoes in California. That's interesting, man. I wonder why. Whatever the reason, we need to yokoten it here. Maybe there's a deet factor in all the cologne and perfume worn by all those beautiful people on the left coast. Or... maybe, just maybe, mosquitoes are homophobic. Irregardless, It's time we take a stand. Perhaps bats as pets would be a good idea. 

In the new world, there will be no mosquitoes.

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