Sunday, 6 September 2015

Rule #123: Olympic Badminton

After GREASE NIPPLE, SHUTTLECOCK is one of my favourite words in the English language. The game it's associated with, however, is not near as fun to watch as it is to say... Shuttlecock. Badminton can be a fun game to play. That’s why we play it at family picnics when we're drunk just after the KFC coleslaw gets spilled. But an Olympic sport? Me thinks not! What's next for the Olympics? Darts? Poker? Why not? At least you can drink while you play darts. Actually that gives me a great idea. Joke telling should be an Olympic sport. A bunch of dudes sitting around a table drinking and telling jokes. Funniest drunk dude wins. It'll be a hit. Well at least it'll be better than race walking.

SHUTTLECOCK 
(See, you can throw it in anywhere)
 

In the new world, there will be no Olympic badminton.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!
Grease nipple!


2 comments:

  1. Olympic bowling dude????

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    1. Don't think I didn't consider that. Mark it dude.

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