But because of the way they package and bundle their shit, it makes economical sense to buy the shitty 1000 channel package. So I'm paying for 3 channels that I occasionally watch, and 997 channels of shit that I surf through when I'm bored. And now with entertainment providers like NetFlix, I don't really need to watch family guy on cable with commercials. So the only thing I'm paying for is news and sports. That's all I need from my cable company. If you give me a news channel and a sports channel, I'd be happy. Come to think of it, any sports I want to watch will probably be on a TV at a friends house or at the bar. So now I'm back to one required channel. News! And actually, I can get any news I need on the interwebs. So I guess I don't need cable. I'm cancelling my cable tomorrow. WHO'S WITH ME?
In the new world, television programming will be sold on a pay per channel basis. $2 per channel.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!