Thursday, 15 October 2015

Rule #84: Crunchy peanut butter

Whatever! Just another example of the man trying to rip us off. Let's sell an unfinished product and brand it some ridiculous name. I believe it's a pretty simple process. "Grind up peanuts until smooth." Not unlike orange juice with pulp, it's just an unfinished product. Substandard I tells ya! While we're at it, why don't we just freeze milk and call it ice cream. Or mash potatoes and call it vodka. Not on my watch, you sonsabitches!.. Not on my watch.




In the new world, peanut butter will be finished before going to market. If you really want an unfinished peanut butter, make it yourself. All you need is a blender. Don't let the man rip you off!

AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

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