So I burn my eyes out nightly for nothing. Those lights burn brightly. With no remorse. It's like they know everything I've done and the light is meant to torture me into spilling the beans. Which I sometimes do If I stay there long enough.
You can squint, pull down your cap, but whatever you do, you look silly, and the light keeps on shining.
Right.. Into.. Your.. Eyes.
And you keep squinting. All the while on the verge of confession.
In the new world, all bars will have soft, easy lighting that makes you feel like everything is going to be alright... Get off the table Mable, the money's for the beer.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!