Teaching kids the shit we do in middle school or junior high or whatever you want to call it, is about as useless as teaching Oprah the virtues of eating right. Seriously! Why the hell would anyone who's destined to be a dog sled mechanic want to learn about poetry? It don't make no sense! It's like teaching algebra to golf ball divers, calculus to cat sitters, Shakespeare to ski slope illustrators, biology to bounty hunters,... It's a slippery slope.
In the new world, every grade after the 8th will be at least 50% co-op.
AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!